If you are getting towards the end of a night of partying and have an opened glass bottle of beer that you would like to save for for the next day (or the day after, or the day after that), all you have to do is put a spoon inside of it upside down and store the beer in the refregerator. Yes, sounds strange, sounds insane, but it works. I don´t know how but it works.
Is there any chemists or physicists who are reading this? I think that these sorts of dignified people might have a better idea why such a thing would work.
Here is a step-by-step visual explaination in case you don´t know how to read:
STEP 1) Drink beer freely and hopefully happily. Stop drinking when you do not want any more beer. If your beer is empty, stop reading this article, it is irrelevent for you. If you there is beer left in your bottle, continue on to step 2.
STEP 2) Find a small spoon. These can usually be found in your kitchen drawer. Any spoon will work as long as its handle fits through the mouth of your beer bottle.
STEP 3) Place spoon upside-down in beer. Place beer in a refregerator. Close the refrigerator door.
STEP 4) Wait for a very long while. Think nothing of the beer that is sitting with a spoon in it inside your refrigerator. After 1, 2, 3 or even 4 days, stop waiting. Open the refregerator door and find your beer.
STEP 5) OH MY GOD! There is a beer with a spoon in it in the refregerator! it is cold! It is Bubbly! I am going to drink the whole thing right now!
STEP 6) If you still have not finished the beer, continue steps 1 through 5 repeatidly until you do.